i am busy… pramis

Dahil Monday ngayon, busy ako sa mga reports na kailangan kong gawin dahil dito nakasalalay ang ekonomiya ng Pilipinas. Echos! Di totoo.. busy nga ako. Gustong-gusto ko chumika sa YM pero hindi ko magawa. Gusto ko magpost ng makabuluhang bagay na yayanig sa sambayanang pilipino pero wala akong maisip kasi may sugat ang tuhod ko, nyee! Anong konek?! Blogorrhea daw ang tawag sa ganitong entry ayon kay mareng jovi.

Napadaan ako sa friendster at gusto kong itapon dito ang napulot ko sa bulletin board. Lubha akong naaliw, hindi dahil nakakaaliw kundi dahil mababaw lang talaga ko.

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Bumuo ng sentence sa pamamagitan ng pamimili sa mga nasa baba.

month you were born*
JANUARY———–I KISSED
FEBRUARY———I KICKED
MARCH————-I SLEPT WITH
APRIL—————I MADE OUT WITH
MAY—————–I BEAT UP
JUNE—————-I HAD SEX WITH
JULY—————–I MARRIED
AUGUST————I DREAMED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER——–I RUBBED
OCTOBER———–I BITCH SLAPPED
NOVEMBER———I RAPED
DECEMBER———-I SLAPPED

*DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON*
1——–A HOBO
2——–MY BESTFRIENDS
3——–D-D-D-D-D-D-DORA (THE EXPLORER)
4——–A TEDDY BEAR
5——– A NOODLE
6——–A MOP
7——- A MILF
8——–MYSELF
9——–A HOMO
10——-A SEXY NIGGA
11——A SPOON
12——-MY NEIGHBOR
13——–A GANGSTER
14——–A HOE
15——-A LESBIAN
16——-A PICKLE
17——-MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND
18——-A PREP
19——- MY EX
20——-MY HOMIES BF/GF
21——-A BANANA
22——- A SEXY BITCH
23——-A CAR
24——-A PIZZA
25——-A COW
26——-YOU
27——-SPONGEBOB
28——-1000 people
29——-WITH MY FIRST EX BF/GF
30——-HIM/HER
31——-MY UNCLE

*COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT*
WHITE———BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
BLACK———-BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TAN————BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
YELLOW——–BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
GREEN————BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXXY
BLUE———-BECAUSE THATS WHAT I DO
PURPLE———BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY————BECAUSE IM BALLIN.
NO SHIRT ——.BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
ORANGE——–BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL.
RED————–BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON——–BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN——— BECAUSE THAT IS WHY IM HOT
STRIPED———.BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
TURQUOISE—–BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
PINK—————BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO.
TYE-DIE———-BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
OTHER————BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

Eto ang kinalabasan ng sagot ko.

I MARRIED MY BOYFRIEND BEACAUSE IM A POWER RANGER

Wahahahahaha! Walang pakialaman kanya-kanyang trip! :P

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18 Comments

A Z R A E LNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 3rd, 2007



wahahahahaha!

ako naman. I MARRIED MY EX BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL.

wahahahahaha ulet! :D

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tim angNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 3rd, 2007



sa akin naman: I RAPED A COW BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.

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Ms. RedNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



I SLEPT WITH A HOMO BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK??? Kadiriiiiiiiiii !!!! lol :D

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chuvanessNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



hahaha

I MADE OUT WITH A PIZZA BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO

power ranger? hahahahha, jojitah ka talaga! mwaaah!

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kengkayNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



i had sex with a homo because the voices told me so — nyahahaha — baliw talaga!

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BananaNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



amp!! mga baliw niyahahaha! katawa ka talaga jojitah hahaha! di ako mapigil sa kakatawa lol! ako namam lol.

I RAPED MY EX BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO?! lol ayoko panget. i like sis kengkay’s hahaha baliw!

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MOGLINo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



nakikiboso lang po. busy ako ngayon kaya di ko nasagutan. next time na lang ha!


talak ni jojie:

o pramis ha. pag dika na busy. ;)

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selvoNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



Hala “I had sex with a noodle becoz my mother said so” ???? oh my gulay… am i a nut case? huhuhuhu jojie can u be my noodle?

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selvoNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



Mga birthdays ng mga sumagot (assuming tama ang sinagot nila):

1. Azrael - July 19
2. Tom Ang - November 25
3. Red - March 9
4. Chuvaness - April 24
5. Kengkay - June 9
6. Banana - November 19
7. Mogli - di pa pinanganak kasi busy pa

Jojie - July 17 (ka-bday mo anak ko wahahahahahaha!!!!!)


talak ni jojie:

aba… kaya naman pala matalino. wahahahahaha! at cute! wahahahahaha!

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brathNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



ahahaha ako naman I SLAPPED YOU BECAUSE I CAN,,,

ahihihhihi

xiao!

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Jon CabronNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



i made out with a hom because i was high.. lols!

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jojieNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



lubha akong nasiyahan at trip na trip niyo din ang trip ko. wahahahahaha!

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Jon CabronNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



actually pinapasaya ka lang namin para makalimutan mo yung bakbak na tuhod mo!


talak ni jojie:

aba.. at nag-usap-usap kayo?! wahehehehe..

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Nika CatbaganNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



I MADE OUT WITH A HOBO BECAUSE BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO.

EEK. :lol:
“Manong, pakibalik na yun taco ko. Kumakalam na sikmura ko.”
“Ano kapalit?”
“Ha? Cge na. Makikipag-ano nako.”

>.<


talak ni jojie:

waaahhh! ang kulit.. oist miss nika tenchu sa pagdaan ha.. fers taym mo? hala… hindi ka na virgin. wahehehehe. :D

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BananaNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 4th, 2007



Kuya Selvo wag ka ng magtaka balang araw pag naging luko luko yang anak mo ha, may pinagmanahan… mana kay Tita Jojitah lol…


talak ni jojie:

siyempre luko-luko ang tatay.. wahahahaha!

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druNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 5th, 2007



I slept with a homo because I was a power ranger. Perfect! hahaha!


talak ni jojie:

ikaw ba si pink5? ay bioman pala yun! wahahahaha! power ranger din ko. :roll:

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kengkayNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 5th, 2007



balik balikan ko to because the voices with noodles told me so, ahahaha - selvo - di pa sumasagot si jojie abt the noodles, hehe!


talak ni jojie:

I am somebody else’s noodles. Antarush!!!! wahahahaha!

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AnnNo Gravatar Unknow Unknow  on September 7th, 2007



eto naman yung sentence na nagawa ko…

I SLAPPED HIM/HER BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO … susme! di naman ako sadista hahaha!

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